Unicorn Alley

Why did the unicorn cross the road?

to get more cookies

A man rode his unicorn to town on Friday. The next day he rode back on Friday. How is this possible?

Because the unicorn's name was Friday

Why can't a leopard hide?

Because he's always spotted!

Doctor, I keep hearing a ringing sound.

Then answer the phone!

Why did the cookie go to the hospital?

He was feeling really crumbie!

What is the shortest month?

May, it only has three letters.