Why did the unicorn cross the road?
to get more cookies
A man rode his unicorn to town on Friday. The next day he rode back on Friday. How is this possible?
Because the unicorn's name was Friday
Why can't a leopard hide?
Because he's always spotted!
Doctor, I keep hearing a ringing sound.
Then answer the phone!
Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
He was feeling really crumbie!
What is the shortest month?
May, it only has three letters.